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                (Hello pupils, today's lesson concernes how to foolish
                   O  fishermans. Today we are given two fishermans
            .^.   o    fishing from their boats, what would you do
          .^_ _^.       in order to avoid being captured?    
         ^  ._.  ^       Furthermore, what is the square root of 16?)
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        (   `)'   )       :     o .     ;.            .:      
            (            >o<   > o <  }oOOO< (BURP) >OOOo{   
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                                     __\/            scratch
     .-*---.        ( ) ( )       _ [T T]          O> scratch
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                     /':`\           ... o O (Bzz..Ronf..Bzz)
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    (I would call my seaguls and
      ask them to bomb the fishermans                .          
              with a lot of their shit)  O        .-*---.       
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                                            o .   ****----__/    
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            .^.        (Well, Usa Fish,.....        `
          .^_ _^.  o O   then the ishermans 
         ^  .-.  ^        will be shitty and smelly
        (\       /)        but are we sure that
         )`.   .'(          they will stop fishing?)
        (   `)'   ) 
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             [TV1]  [TV2]  [TV3] ................... [TVn]
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             |________   People, stop fishing!  _________|
                    


  Let's go home friend!                           Let's go to watch TV
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    (I would buy many TV networks and
      would use them to convince humans   O   o      
        that fishing is not good. In        O   o .  __\/
         case it doesn't work I would             _ [T $] 
           pay fishermans for not fishing)      ./ \[_v_]_/\
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            .^.        (I don't think this       '   /   \_.
          .^_ _^.  o O   solution would lead         `     
         ^  .-.  ^        you to win a Filtz
        (\       /)        golden medal, but you
         )`.   .'(          can still try to do politics in Italy!)
        (   `)'   ) 
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                                          ()  ( )    (I would cut the
                              :           :`O O'   O     fishing lines!)
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# fart #=-. /\                              '-`
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            .^.        (But in that case you would change the
          .^_ _^.  o O                 topology of the system....)
         ^  .-.  ^        
        (\       /)       
         )`.   .'(                           (Math sucks!)
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  (Here is a good solution)    :   .^.    ,'    (2+4 times whatever
                           O   `..^8 8^.,'    O   integrate, derivate
                             o  ^  ._.  ^ . o      cohomology group
      )         :              (\       /)          take the inverse
     o O       >o<              )`.   .'(            map brush your
    > U <       ;              (   `)'   )            teeth, plus ...)
      ^                            (         
                                    )        

           (What's the time?) O o .  ...
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 #@#&*@ You tied                   . ,              
   my fishing line! @$#   .........@#@..........    I did not, you did!
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                   O  (TADAH!! The best solution is to tie the
            .^.   o     fishing line making one of those knots that
          .^_ _^.        are topologically proven to untiable.
         ^  ._.  ^        Furthermore the square root of 16, is 4, cool!)
        (\       /)                
         )`.   .'(               (           
        (   `)'   )       :     o O     ;.            .:      
            (            >^<   > U <  }oOOO< (ooOH) >OOOo{   
             )            '      ^       '            `

              (I feel stupid)                                  
           . o    O          O o .   __\/           .(I like to sunbath)
     .-*---.       o( ) ( )       _ [T T]         (O 
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    ****----__/       '~`         __/ ; \   `     /|
   `-------'  \       '-`        '   /   \_.
      `               '-`            ` 
                     /':`\           ... o O (I think now we can go home)
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